This pocket-sized calendar appears to show Bonnie Tyler’s slightly less glamorous sister enjoying a stolen moment with Simon Le Bon’s slightly less well-groomed cousin. A Kharkov Ukrainia single speed bike completes the ménage à trois. All three are looking fashionably bored and lethargic in that late 1980s way.

• Publisher: Kharkov
• Country: Ukraine
• Date: 1988
• Derailleur brands: Kharkov
• Derailleurs: none